(Warning: Written by a sarcastic, extremely annoyed person who now just doesn't care. Don't read this if you don't feel like dealing with baaawing, or if you can somehow muster a respect for an artist's work. ALL of it.)

Dear people of DA,

So it seems that people really like this one picture of mine, cleverly titled "Necrophagio Avoids the Happy" [link]

I posted it about two and a half years ago, and back then I was so proud of it. Now it is only a source of confusion and almost resentment which increases with every comment and fave and view it receives.

According to my Gallery Stats or whatever bullshit Deviant art calls it, it’s my most-viewed and most faved picture. Thing is, the picture is a piece of shit. It gives a terrible perspective of the character featured-Necrophagio (who I have developed so much more since then), and a terrible perspective of my actual abilities (even though back then I obviously drew worse than I do now, even the stuff from around that time is better than THAT goddamn drawing).

I can draw so much better since I posted that picture. Yet most of the people who have commented this picture (aside from the few who frequent my page, whether by choice or otherwise) don't even BOTHER to acknowledge anything else I do. I noted this with my fan art of Linebeck: the people who commented didn’t CARE that I had an actual gallery marking such achievements as successfully making a cloud or keeping my arm still long enough to make a straight line with a pen. They were just interested in the result for their rabid keyword search, probably including the words “sexy, hot, chest hair” and of course a slew of curses which is probably how they found my picture in the first place. Or the word “blah”. Everyone searches for “blah”.

Sure, its nice that the picture’s getting attention like a naked six-year-old galloping across the living room on the family golden retriever, but really, give the other pics a chance. You know, if you have time in your glaze-eyed browsing through DA, and are just bored enough to actually look at my gallery. I mean, God forbid you’re actually INTERESTED in looking at it.

I hope if you read this you at least consider what I’ve said and perhaps even apply it to your browsing. If you actually DO look at people’s galleries after finding a picture you like, then disregard this whole rant and go along your merry way.

Love (or perhaps not so much),

Dorkyluzzreject

PS- The same thing goes with everyone else’s gallery, I’m not just ranting about me. I mean, if you like a picture of theirs, chances are you might just like their whole gallery. Its not like there’s much of a risk in using (literally) two more mouse clicks to glance at their stuff, unless you have a deep fearful believe that one of those next two clicks could break your finger and would rather save them for something so much more important like searching Youtube for your favorite clip of somebody’s balls getting smashed in.


Ugh. I'm drained. I'm a get some newborn's blood and a picture of Sarah Palin to revitalize my ability to resent people.

I steals from

I'll post pics of all of these guys, I swear You can find a few in my gallery anyway. :3

1. Fill in the blanks with 15 of your characters.
2. Answer the questions as follows.

1.Necrophagio
2. Saia
3. Bolt
4. Acrid
5.Ranbo
6. JJ
7.Lye
8. Anika
9. Rhett
10. Heiko
11. Emmy
12. Otherly
13. Keita
14. Jack
15. Kaede

1. Would you rather go on a date 5 or 12?
Hrmm… I’d say Ranbo because he’s better behaved when fresh souls are brought around.

2. A man wearing a thong and boxers on his head comes up to 8 and demands their money. Their reaction?
She’d laugh hysterically, then give him a cookie.

3. 6 comes home and finds that 2 has broken into their house and is stealing their possessions. What happens?
He’d scream at her, then get shot in the head.

4. Would 13 ever have sex with 9?
The snake-man and the winged jaguar. Hmmm, I’m gonna go with no.

5. What would 5 and 10’s lovechild look like?
Very pretty, with green eyes and red-brown hair :3

6. What would 7 never ever admit to the world?
That she sniffs her chemicals sometimes

7. Do you think that 1 is sexy/cute?
Hell yes.

8. Is 9 or 14 more likely to commit murder?
Uh probably Rhett. To eat.

9. What is the last thing that 15 would ever wear?
A pink baby tee with rhinestones spelling “ princess”

10. Why would 15 hate 7?
I’d think they’d get along pretty well, but I’d have to say it would be because of Lye’s… hrmm… I don’t know…

11. Is 4 a virgin?
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA. Ahh man. Rapist.

12. What would 2 get 3 for their birthday?
Probably something awesome because he’s one of the people she actually likes X3

13. Does 9 go to church?
Could YOU picture a jaguar praisin’ the Jeebus?

14. 12 and 1 go scuba diving. What happens?
Necrophagio would absolutely refuse to get in the water. Otherly would try and cajole him into going but would wind up finding a random stranger to go instead.

15. Would 6 survive a zombie apocalypse?
Wheel away! Wheel away! Hahah no X3

16. Who’s taller, 4 or 14?
Acrid by a head.

17. 5 and 8 get in a fight. Who surrenders first?
Maybe Ranbo, but neither are really inclined to fighting.

18. Does 13 trust 3 enough to drive with them during a heavy rainstorm in heavy traffic?
Keita wouldn’t be able to fit in a car. But if he could I guess he’d trust Bolt.

19. Could 8 ever win a swimsuit competition?
Hahah nahhh. She’s got no boobs.

20. What scares 7 more than anything?
Losing her luster

21. How long could you stand to be around 10?
Forever. Just staring at his bod…. *drool*

22. Your old high school enemy comes up to you on the street and punches you in the face. What would 13 do?
Destroy! Destroy!

23. What would 2 say/do when extremely drunk?
She’d be all hunched over, snarling at anything that comes by. Oh wait, that’s how she is when she’s sober, anyway!

24. Would 1 ever crossdress?
NO. Never.

25. 1, 8, and 14 are playing tug-of-war against 7, 9, and 12. Which side would win?
Perhaps Necrophagio, Anika, and Jack. I don’t think a jaguar really would aid much in a tug of war.

26. 11 and 3 are arguing. Who resorts to violence first?
Emmy. She’d whip out a gun and be like, “I’m right.” and Bolt would be like, “Dude...”

27. Does 9 or 4 have a worse temper?
Hmm… they don’t really have tempers, per se, but Rhett may be a little shorter on patience.

28. Who would you least want to meet in a dark alley, 14, 11, or 6?
Emmy… *shiver*

29. If 10 got drafted for the army, would they go for it or dodge the draft?
He’d go for it, I guess. All noble and shit.

30. What is 15’s worst memory?
The fire that killed her parents.

31. Why would the government be after 3?
Hahah! Cuz he’d break like a million laws without even realizing.

32. You run into 2 on a busy street? What is the first thing you notice about them?
She looks very angry…

33. Would 11 ever get cosmetic surgery?
She doesn’t care enough about her appearance.

34. Does 5 love or hate themselves?
Aww I don’t think Ranbo would be at those extremes, but he might be a little… low on self-esteem.

35. 13 gets hit on by someone of their own gender? Their reaction?
Nod and smile… then slither away.

36. What is 14’s worst habit or addiction?
Absolutely addicted to music of all forms.

37. What kind of movie would 11 go see?
Nothing. She’s not very amused by anything.

38. Does 10 still live with their parents?
Nope.

39. Does 6 dance?
Noooo….

40. 3, 5, 12, and 15 are playing poker. Who is the most likely to cheat?
Hrmm… Maybe Otherly. He’d eat the cards while he’s at it.

41. What would be the main thing standing between 1 and 10’s love?
They’re both boys and their personalities don’t quite fit.

42. Is 2 or 4 more mature?
Defffffffffinintely Saia. Sometimes Acrid acts like a 5 year old.

43. Does 1 or 8 have a bigger ego?
Neither have a really big ego, but I’d say… Anika might be less humble.

44. Would 12 rather drive a small, environmentally friendly car, or a huge Hummer with bad gas mileage?
The hummer might amuse Otherly more :3

45. Does 6 care about their appearance?
Maybe a teeny bit but not that much.

46. 5, 7, and 14 go into a haunted house. What happens?
Lye and Jack just go through the whole thing laughing, and Ranbo clings to them for dear life, crying.

47. 13 is walking along and gets pulled aside by a prostitute. Do they accept the offer?
Hahaha! Its funny cuz he doesn’t walk. Anyway, he might be confused, but accept. Though what prostitute would want him, I don’t know…

48. Does 10 have or want kids?
He doesn’t have or want.

49. How will 15 probably die?
Oh jeez, uh… how about in a fire, for irony!

50. Why was 6 picked on at school?
Wow, he was idolized. I guess after 11th grade it was cuz he had NO LEGS! : O

51. For what would 11 worship 4?
She’d despise him with a passion, in fact pointing out any flaws she can find.

52. 3 and 15 are running against each other for president. Who do you vote for?
….Uh… I’d go with Bolt? He’s smarter.

53. 1, 8, 12, and 14 gang up on 5. How long does 5 last?
Instant death.

54. Who would 11 rather take to the prom, 2 or 9?
Ranbo, because he’d stay quiet and follow her orders.

55. Would 7 ever wear a leopard-print miniskirt in public?
Oooh, maybe.

56. Who has a more normal weight, 4 or 10?
More Heiko I guess. Acrid has a lot of muscle.

57. Why would 13 be arrested?
For accidentally crushing people as he slithers by

58. 3, 6, and 11 go to the movies. What happens?
Emmy walks out on them, JJ tries to go off on his own to a movie but Bolt would follow him, well aware that JJ doesn’t want his company. XD

59. 13 is trying to escape from a burning building, but sees 1 trapped in the corner. Would they try and save 1?
Yeah! Aww that’d be cute.

60. 15 and 8 are exploring an abandoned tomb, when 15 suddenly falls through the floor and barely manages to avoid the spike traps. How would 8 save them?
Well Anika is about a foot tall, so she’d just wind up coaching Kaede on manipulating the rock to make a staircase or ladder to climb out.

61. Would 2 rather marry 6 or 14?
Saia would despise them both but would choose JJ if she had no choice.

62. Does 10 smoke or drink?
Maybe a few drinks here and there. What’s a German without his beer?

63. The house is about to explode, and 9 can only save 3 or 12. Who do they choose?
Rhett would be kind of upset, but in the end would choose Bolt.

64. Would 11 ever deal drugs?
Nahh.

65. Did 15 graduate high school?
Not yet, and it doesn’t seem like she will be any time soon.

66. 7 tries cooking a new icky looking dish and invites 4, 9, and 13 to dinner. Who eats the dish?
Acrid would probably start shoveling it all into his mouth, then pause, then spit it out or throw up. Then keep eating XD

67. Would 3 ever pierce their tongue?
Hmm… Maybe….

68. What about 9 annoys 14?
Maybe that jaguars don’t tend to appreciate music?

69. Does 1 or 5 sleep more?
Definitely Ranbo. He’s sick all the time and rest is love. Plus Necrophagio doesn’t sleep well anyway.

70. Who does 15 like most out of 2, 8, and 12? Who do they like the least?
Kaede would like Anika the most, because they’re both giddy and happy and would match up well. She wouldn’t like Saia because she’d snap at her and be very angwy wif her.

A survey taken from the lovely and talented

Rulez:
1. tag 10 ppl (not the one who sent it to you!)
2. answer all truthfully
3. take it in public!
4. tell all taggees on their profile that they have been tagged, and link to your journal


[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x]I have/I've had braces.
[ ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[ ] I have freckles.
[ ] I hate my dad
[ ] I hate my mom
[ ] I have a brother
[x] I have a sister
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[x] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[x] I'm in school.
[ ] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[ ] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.
[ ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[ ] I've broken a bone
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed!
[x] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[x] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[ ] I've had chicken pox.
[ ] I was born in a different country.
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[ ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[x] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle. (and spin the Herr Knifey)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[ ] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[x] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[ ] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[ ] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I'm bi
[ ] I'm gay
[ ] I've had sex
[ ] I've had phone sex
[x] I've cybered (does rape count? )
[ ] I've had sex in public.
[x] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[x] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[x] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[x] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[x] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed. (I dunno X3)
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[ ] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[x] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[ ] I own a cosplay outfit
[x] I know what cosplay means.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[x] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books.
[x] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[x] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly.
[x] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[x] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[x] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[ ] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[sometimes] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly
[ ] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[x] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[ ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate
[x] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
[ ] I loathe labels
[ ] I like action movies
[x] I like horror movies
[ ] I like chick flicks
[x] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before
[ ] I can't spell
[x] I treasure my friends.
[x] I think of others before myself
[x] All of those are answered honestly.

Heheh I hope I answered all of them right X3 Everyone's tagged. EVERYONE.

RULES
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 15 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Rinse and repeat.

Stealded from ~PsYKo-kAiyA !

1. "I met a Kate in the tiniest of dark little doses."
2. "Try not to talk when there's nothing to say."
3. "Slapp av me komme snart igjen"
4. "Got introduced to you by a friend."
5. "Look out, New World, here we come: brave, intrepid, and then some."
6. "Who shot that arrow in your throat, who missed the crimson apple?"
7. "I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was."
8. "She says this emptiness is medicine that breaks you down"
9. "I always took the easy way: just sit around and say complaints"
10. "Umm... Hey Andrew, I was just wondering what some of your, uh, toboggan-related fringe activities are."
11. "Insolent boy, this slave of fashion, basking in my triumph!"
12. "He drowns in his dreams, an exquisite extreme I know."
13. "They paved paradise, put up a parking lot."
14. "Oh the days when we just played, back in school just me and you."
15. "Girl, dont you know there's only one last cookie in the cookie jar?"


Good luck attempting to guess these vague songs...

1.This is a Tag for you and your character(s).
2.Must answer all questions! If you don't want to put "D-W"
3.Must Tag a:
Minimum:1
Maximum:10

I'm going to use Acrid! (Who I'll be posting pics of soon) Since he is an uneducated poor guy from Medieval England I'll have to help him out with the questions... :-P

1) What’s your age?
Acrid: Twenny.... Twenny... *counts on fingers* Twenny-somethin'.

2) Do you have any parents?
Acrid: No. :'(

3) Do you have a crush?
Acrid: A whuh?
Me: Do you like anybody? In love?
Acrid: Uh, nah.

4) How many friends do you have?
Acrid: I don't think I 'ave any friends!

5) What do you like (to do)?
Acrid: KILL PEOPLE! AND FUCK 'EM! Before and after they die.

6) Who do you hate?
Acrid: Me father.

7) What is your favorite food?
Acrid: Ale?
Me: Ale isn't a food.
Acrid: Oh. Uhh meat?
Me: Not much variation in your diet, I see...

8) Are you a virgin?
Acrid: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA no.

9) What kind of movies do you watch?
Acrid: Moo... vee?

10) Are you married?
Acrid: Nah.

11) Have you gotten drunk before?
Acrid: Yeah, lot'sa times.

12) Do you have a celebrity crush?
Acrid: Uhh... Uhh....
Me: Don't hurt yourself, Acrid. No he doesn't.

13) What's your embarrassing moment?
Acrid: When me father caught me with the cow back when I was a kid. Me arse still 'urts just thinkin' of the beatin' 'e gave me afterwards.

14) Who is your best friend?
Acrid: Me axe?
Me: The one you use to kill people with?
Acrid: Yeah!

15) What’s your height?
Acrid: I'm as tall as uh... Me 'ead almost reaches the top 'o the doorway o' the pub in me 'ome village.
Me: ...He's tall.

16) You got any bad habits?
Acrid: Yeah. Sometimes I get too carried away with the slicin' an' then it gets way too bloody, an' I get blood all over meself without even realizin' it.
Me: ...Er, I dont think that's a habit.

17) Who’s your Mate/Spouse?
Acrid: Nobody.

18) Have any kids?
Acrid: Nah.

19) Killed anyone?
Acrid: *brightens* Oh yes! I killed lotsa people. I dunno how many but it really was a lot. See the first time was kinda on purpose maybe but the next time was an accident, an' then I realized that killin' is really great fun, you know? So now its like an 'obby or something. Fuckin' too.
Me: Okay that's enough...

20) Have any secret?
Acrid: Lots

21) Love anyone?
Acrid: Me mum, but she's dead anyways.

22) What's your favorite show?
Acrid: ....
Me: Electricity wont be invented for a few hundred more years, let alone TVs.

23) What is your favorite Movie?
Me: Didnt you ask this already?

24) Eye colors?
Acrid: I never really look at meself.
Me: Kinda amber, you know? Gold-brown, very nice.

25) Are you human or animal/anthro? If anthro, what animal are you?
Acrid: I guess 'uman. I dunno what "anthro" is.

26) Natural born, or clone?
Acrid: Wuhh?
Me: Natural born.

27) Ever destroyed something out of blind rage?
Acrid: Oh yeah.

28) Any unusual things about you?
Acrid: I dunno.
Me: Rapist, axe murderer, necrophiliac, that good enough for ya, sunshine?

29) Favorite place?
Acrid: I dont really got a FAVORITE place really, I can't really even stay in one place for a long time, y'know what with bein' a murderer an' all.

30) What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?
Acrid: Ice cream?
Me: Its a delicious treat that you will never, ever have a chance to eat.
Acrid: :'(

31) What’s your job?
Acrid: Don't really got one. Now an' then I'll take up a quick job at a pub or a farm or somethin' so I can keep goin'. I need my ale an' it don't come free.

32) What’s your gender?
Acrid: I'm a man

33) What do you do to relax?
Acrid: Kill. And fuck. Mostly fuckin' becomes killin' anyway so I guess both.

34) If you were stuck in a deserted island with one person, who would it be?
Acrid: A nice-lookin' 'arlot!

35) What would make you really happy right now?
Acrid: If I 'ad a pretty lady to play with.

36) What has been the scariest moment of your life?
Acrid: Day me mum died.

37) If you could change something about yourself, what would it be?
Acrid: Nothin'! Nothin' at all.

38) What are your special skills/what are you good at?
Acrid: Killin', blacksmith...in'... sort of. Rusty though.
Me: *Badum pshh* Get it? Rusty? Blacksmith?
Acrid: ....
Me: ...Never mind.

39) What do you think of your creator?
Acrid: I dunno.
Me: Aww don't say that! You love me, right? Right???
Acrid: Yeah sure.
Me: Yay! A rapist/murderer loves me! Oh wait....

40) Random saying?
Acrid: I dunno.
Me: How about, "She was gonna die anyway!"
Acrid: Oi, I like that!

41) Can you do a hand stand?
Acrid: Nah.
Me: You'd look like an idiot even if you could.

42) Do you like hugs?
Acrid: The only one who ever gave me an 'ug was me mum. I liked 'em from 'er but I dunno if I'd want one from anyone else.

43) Can you play an instrument?
Acrid: Nah.

44) Can you speak another language at all?
Acrid: Nah.

45) Do you have a last name? If so, what is it?
Me: As my character I advise you not to reveal that to the general public.
Acrid: Wuh?
Me: Nah just kidding. Truthfully the name Acrid is only a pseudonym. His real name is- *conveniently dies*

46) How’s your sex life?
Acrid: Oh great!
Me: Even though it consists primarily of dead people and the unwilling.
Acrid: Oi, shut it. I got plenty 'ores crawlin' on their 'ands an' knees for me!

47) Can you touch your toes?
Acrid: Yeah?

48) What’s your favorite color?
Acrid: I dunno, maybe blue.

49) Day or night?
Acrid: Night, cuz its best for killin'.

50) Any fears?
Acrid: Used to be scared o' me father but 'e's dead now so I guess nothin'. Maybe gettin caught in the act an' gettin punished like me dick gettin' cut off, for the rapes an' whatnot. But I don't think it'll 'appen.

And that's all! I'll post pics of Acrid soon cuz it'd be weird to talk about somebody who isn't even in my gallery or anything.